You might be a Methodist if… (Go!)

1. The building fund is more important than the tithe.
2. You believe Jesus saves people from their sins— you just aren’t sure everyone has sin and needs saving.
3. You believe women can and should be ordained— but you don’t want to ordain them.
4. No one in the congregation actually knows what the denomination as a whole believes.
5. Your church has to have a traditional and contemporary service, otherwise World War III will break out over the music used during worship.
6. You have been in the same church all your life but have gone through 27 new pastors.
7. You have never been a Catholic, yet carry around the same amount of guilt.
8. A committee meeting is required to determine whether or not to repair a broken window in the sanctuary.
9. You can somehow make every situation in life relate to grace in some way.
10. You’ve ever wondered why “Blessed Assurance” is in your hymnal.
11. The majority of your congregation consists of Baptists who are only Methodists because they don’t want to be called Baptists.
12. You actually know the pledge to the Christian flag and the pledge to the Bible.
13. You think a new slogan covers a multitude of sins.
14. Your church has ever canceled Sunday evening services due to the Super Bowl.