Looking to start a new church or grow your mega-church? Do you feel your sermons aren’t tired enough, cliche’d enough or stale enough? Do you just need a break from sermon-writing? If any of this describes you, then Uncle Luther’s Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon template is just what you need to have church like the stars. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘satire’
Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon
Posted: 24th January 2010 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: church, Humor, satire, sermon, tips
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Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
Posted: 12th July 2009 by Uncle Luther in Humor, Sacred CowsTags: 'James 5:14', health, holistic, naturopath, satire
If James 5:14 were written today… “Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the local naturopath and let them employ a holistic approach. Partake of the fish oils and shun the gluten and the hydrogenated oils. Let no unclean preservative enter your body and purge the toxins out with the Chiropractor’s footbath. Trust [...]
Prayer of the Misguided
Posted: 4th May 2009 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: 'religious right', comedy, gun, immigration, Sarah Palin, satire, Swine Flu
Lord Jay-sus, We thank you for our guns, for this big bucket of KFC, for the new Wal-Mart that opened up over yonder, and for the liquor store we runned outta town. We rejoice that you have brought the Swine Flu as judgment on the illegal immigrants who are stealing all our jobs. We thank [...]