Uncle Luther's Porch » Presbyterian http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com There's more to Christ than Christianity Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:35:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com http://www.badasschristians.com/favicon.ico Uncle Luther's Porch You Might Be A Presbyterian If… http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com/you-might-be-a-presbyterian-if http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com/you-might-be-a-presbyterian-if#comments Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:32:36 +0000 Uncle Luther http://first-hand.org/realfaith/you-might-be-a-presbyterian-if For those of you who can’t tell from previous posts or who are just tuning in, it’s time to let the cat out of the bag. Uncle Luther is a Presbyterian. However, that doesn’t mean he’s going to go soft on his own people. Ready? Here goes nothin’…

You might be a Presbyterian if…

  1. Your pastor is currently on part 23 of a 12 part series.
  2. You have made Jesus lord of your life, but you’re still holding on to your wallet with all your might.
  3. You’ve ever caught yourself praying in the name of Calvin.
  4. You believe God has predestined the elect to eternal life, but have a strong desire to witness to people on airplanes.
  5. You refer to The Westminster Confession as “The Newer Testament.”
  6. When asked for advice you’ve ever responded by saying: “Deal with it.”
  7. Everywhere you look you see evidence of depravity.
  8. You think “Matthew 18” is an entire chapter devoted to church discipline and conflict resolution.
  9. You know what the “Doctrines of Grace” are.
  10. You prefer tulips to daisies.
  11. You understood #10.
  12. When confronted with someone’s pain, your first thought is about God’s role in suffering instead of what you can do to help.
  13. You have ever tried to convert other Christians to Calvinism.
  14. You thank God daily for the ESV Bible translation.
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