Royal Portable c. 1932

This is a typewriter. It is how Uncle Luther composes his blog posts.

Occasionally, I’ll have some poor misguided soul come to me for advice or answers to the questions that plague them. Why anyone would want to do such a thing is beyond me, but I figured as long as folks keep coming to me, I might as well blog their concerns and my answer. So, brace yourself folks for the first edition of “Dear Uncle Luther.”

Dear Uncle Luther,

Is being poor a sin? I attend a church that teaches weekly about God’s desire for us to prosper financially, yet I’m not seeing any results. Am I doing something wrong? Is my faith too weak to earn the type of money the other members of the congregation are blessed with?

Thanks for your help,
Bankrupt in Birmingham

Dear Bankrupt,

Let me assure you, being poor is not a sin. Whoever it is that makes you think that has a pitifully small view of God.

God is not an ATM machine. You don’t put your good works in and get financial wealth out. The philosophy being taught at your church is not Biblical— it is called Karma— which is a Hindu concept. It is actually a form of hedonism, where the highest goal is pleasure and happiness.

True Biblical teaching on wealth is as follows:

  1. God owns it all.
  2. We are given money so that we can be good stewards of that money.
  3. Our true riches are found in Heaven.
  4. We are to give all we have to the service of God’s Kingdom and to the poor.
  5. It is almost impossible for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. In fact, Christ taught that it was easier for a camel to squeeze through the eye of a needle than for the wealthy to inherit eternal life.
  6. The love of money is the root of all kinds of evil.

If you are in a church that is not teaching these Biblically sound economic principles, please find a new church.

God Bless,
Uncle Luther

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Written on July 26th, 2009 & filed under Dear Uncle Luther Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

They say common sense ain’t so common these days and it seems this adage couldn’t be any more true than in the church. Fear not though, in response to the overwhelming lack of understanding that has led the misguided among us to take their right to bear arms to mean they have a right to play God and commit other less serious but equally embarrassing acts, I have decided to offer an eight-week seminar this summer called “Common Sense for Christians.” Here is our course outline:

Get it? Got it? Good. Class dismissed.

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Written on May 31st, 2009 & filed under Current Events, Humor Tags: , , , , , ,

A 2005 survey shows 75 percent of Christians in the United States believe the Bible teaches “God helps those who help themselves.” That’s three-quarters of American Christians who believe this phrase is found in Scripture, a phrase that practically discounts the entire message of the Bible.

Anyone want to guess where the phrase actually comes from? Benjamin Franklin. The idea that God helps those who help themselves is an American one, but it isn’t a Biblical one. Yet, we’ve allowed this incorrect commentary on the nature of God to creep into our theology. It has gripped our belief system so much that it overtakes actual Scripture.

We would rather believe God helps the independent and the self-sufficient than to believe that Christ loves the helpless and calls us to feed the hungry. I’m not sure about your church, but I know at mine there are people who actually believe that the poor are poor by choice and that if they wanted to be rich, they would simply make money.

This philosophy is greed, not God. The God of the Bible is the savior of the helpless. He brought a group of helpless slaves out of captivity, rescued a prophet from a den of Lions, and gave His life for a world too lost in sin to find its way out. Jesus healed lepers and forgave prostitutes. These are not stories of the self-sufficient being aided by the Almighty.

But we’d rather help ourselves. We prefer to confuse our financial shrewdness with a blessing, and we call what we have earned through greed “God’s favor.” We’ve been helping ourselves for so long in this country, we don’t even remember that Jesus told us to look out for “the least of these.” Here’s a brief list of some of the things that have been going on while we’ve been helping ourselves.

Poverty is a real problem. There are no excuses. Jesus commands His followers to have compassion for those who are in need. They are not deadbeats. They are not lazy. They are people in need of Christ-like love. These are people who cannot help themselves, but whom God has called His people to help.

This is not a political issue. It is not a debate about whether or not government should provide aid. That is irrelevant if we call ourselves Christians. Regardless of what you believe about the role of government in fighting poverty, as a follower of Christ, you are commanded by the One who’s name you claim to do something about this problem.

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Written on February 15th, 2009 & filed under Sacred Cows Tags: , , ,

In the last several months I have heard “strong” Christians tell people who are struggling financially to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, not to worry about money because worry is a sin, reminding the less fortunate that he who doesn’t work doesn’t eat, etc.

Why is it that people who are called by Christ to feed the hungry, clothe the poor and take care of the widows, revile the poor? Why do churches treat the less fortunate less than human? Why do we who have been touched by God treat the beggars of our day as untouchables? Do we really believe that the poor want to be poor because otherwise they would be rich? Here are few other questions:

Here’s an idea— before we go trying to diagnose why those less fortunate aren’t as “blessed,” and before we start beating them over the head with a list of dos and don’ts, lets do some needed housekeeping and remove the plank from our own eyes.

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Written on January 25th, 2009 & filed under General, Humor Tags: , , , , ,