Looking to start a new church or grow your mega-church? Do you feel your sermons aren’t tired enough, cliche’d enough or stale enough? Do you just need a break from sermon-writing? If any of this describes you, then Uncle Luther’s Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon template is just what you need to have church like the stars. [...]
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Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon
Posted: 24th January 2010 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: church, Humor, satire, sermon, tips
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Common Sense for Christians
Posted: 31st May 2009 by Uncle Luther in Current Events, HumorTags: abortion, Christian, Humor, marriage, politics, poverty, stewardship
They say common sense ain’t so common these days and it seems this adage couldn’t be any more true than in the church. Fear not though, in response to the overwhelming lack of understanding that has led the misguided among us to take their right to bear arms to mean they have a right to [...]
If I Were A Pastor On Easter Sunday, I Would…
Posted: 31st March 2009 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: church, comedy, Easter, Humor, pastor
Walk around the sanctuary with a microphone, spot unfamiliar faces and ask, “And you sir, why do you only attend church on Christmas and Easter?” Have an invitation at the end, but keep holding out for “one last sinner” until the nice restaurants have stopped serving brunch. Announce that we are going to continue our [...]