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		<title>Ooo eee, ooo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[If James 5:14 were written today… “Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the local naturopath and let them employ a holistic approach. Partake of the fish oils and shun the gluten and the hydrogenated oils. Let no unclean preservative enter your body and purge the toxins out with the Chiropractor’s footbath. Trust [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 210px"><a title="fishoil" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/68236655@N00/437823268/" target="_blank"><img style="border: 0pt none;" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/153/437823268_d175a41f00_m.jpg" border="0" alt="fishoil" width="200" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fish Oil pills. Not a bad idea, just not a miracle cure for everything from gas to Cancer.</p></div>
<p>If James 5:14 were written today…</p>
<p>“Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the local naturopath and let them employ a holistic approach. Partake of the fish oils and shun the gluten and the hydrogenated oils. Let no unclean preservative enter your body and purge the toxins out with the Chiropractor’s footbath. Trust neither the doctors nor the FDA, as they are the devil’s spokesmen. Conduct your grocery shopping only at Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s, for in these places healing begins. Forsake all common sense and reason, for these represent the wisdom of this world. Scoff loudly and passionately at all doctors, proven medical treatments and legitimate research. It is only by becoming a complete whackjob that one can dispense of earthly toxins and achieve a glorified body here on Earth.”</p>
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