Uncle Luther's Porch » gun http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com There's more to Christ than Christianity Sun, 20 Nov 2011 03:35:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com http://www.badasschristians.com/favicon.ico Uncle Luther's Porch Prayer of the Misguided http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com/prayer-of-the-misguided http://uncleluther.badasschristians.com/prayer-of-the-misguided#comments Tue, 05 May 2009 02:20:00 +0000 Uncle Luther http://first-hand.org/realfaith/prayer-of-the-misguided Lord Jay-sus,

We thank you for our guns,
for this big bucket of KFC,
for the new Wal-Mart that opened up over yonder,
and for the liquor store we runned outta town.

We rejoice that you have brought the Swine Flu
as judgment on the illegal immigrants who are stealing all our jobs.

We thank you for Sarah Palin, the next president of this great land.
We thank you for dying on the cross so that we could live in this country.
We ask for your condemnation on all those wretched sinners.
Please help us protect ourselves against our enemies.
Amen.

…and Jesus wept.

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