For those of you who can’t tell from previous posts or who are just tuning in, it’s time to let the cat out of the bag. Uncle Luther is a Presbyterian. However, that doesn’t mean he’s going to go soft on his own people. Ready? Here goes nothin’… You might be a Presbyterian if… Your [...]
Posts Tagged ‘denomination’
You Might Be A Presbyterian If…
Posted: 15th August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: denomination, Presbyterian
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You Might Be A Southern Baptist If…
Posted: 8th August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'Southern Baptist', Baptist, church, denomination
My wife was a Southern Baptist when we were dating. We taught Sunday School together in a Southern Baptist Church where I was grudgingly a member, but I never fully bought into the theology. I’m a little nervous about this one because of the size of this particular denomination. I wouldn’t want to risk alienating [...]
You Might Be A Methodist If…
Posted: 4th August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'United Methodist', church, denomination, Methodist, UMC
I was raised in a Methodist church. I haven’t forgotten who brung me to the dance, but I also haven’t forgotten the laugh riot that is the UMC. Ready… Get set… You might be a Methodist if… (Go!) The building fund is more important than the tithe. You believe Jesus saves people from their sins— [...]
You Might Be An Independent Fundamental Baptist If…
Posted: 2nd August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'Independent Baptist', Baptist, church, denomination
This blog is the first in a series of satirical lists about different Christian denominations. There are too many denominations for me to get to all of them, but I do at least intend to hit the ones I’ve had some experience with. This is an exercise in laughing at ourselves folks. Don’t feel unfairly [...]