Posts Tagged ‘church’

If Jesus Held A Press Conference

Posted: 22nd May 2009 by Uncle Luther in Sacred Cows
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Politics, politics, politics, oh how we love what you have done to the Church. Instead of a long divisive rant, I’ll keep this short and even-handed. I have a couple of questions to ask: Conservative Christians: If Jesus came back today and held a press conference and announced He was in favor of open borders, [...]

PostSecret and The Church

Posted: 26th April 2009 by Uncle Luther in General
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I’ve blogged about PostSecret before and visiting the website is as much a part of my Sunday routine as church attendance. (Admittedly, I’ve attended services at the PostSecret website more frequently than church this year.) At any rate, it occurred to me today that what PostSecret founder Frank Warren has stumbled upon with his site [...]

If I Were A Pastor On Easter Sunday, I Would…

Posted: 31st March 2009 by Uncle Luther in Humor
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Walk around the sanctuary with a microphone, spot unfamiliar faces and ask, “And you sir, why do you only attend church on Christmas and Easter?” Have an invitation at the end, but keep holding out for “one last sinner” until the nice restaurants have stopped serving brunch. Announce that we are going to continue our [...]

Shortly after writing the “15 Songs Every Christian Needs to Hear” post, something struck me about a few of the songs chosen in that list. Steven Curtis Chapman, who has at least 10 more Dove Awards than days and nights during the Great Flood, released a song titled “For Who He Really Is” in 1988. [...]

Church Signs We’d Like to See

Posted: 20th February 2009 by Uncle Luther in Humor
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As promised… If you’re going to do a church sign, do it right.

Church Sign Theology

Posted: 18th February 2009 by Uncle Luther in Humor, Theology
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They’re cute, they’re hokey, some of them may be true… but being that church signs with clever messages by the side of the road are the only contact most people have with the church, I wonder what our signs might make others think about our beliefs. Let’s have a quick look at what our signs [...]