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Posts Tagged ‘church’
We Are The Church?
Posted: 16th April 2011 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: 'we are the church', 'we are the world', church, odd, parody, weird
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The House of Smite
Posted: 17th October 2010 by Uncle Luther in Current Events, HumorTags: church, Halloween, Hell House, Judgment House
Once again, Steve Brown has hit the nail on the head. This offering from Steve Brown Etc., pokes fun at and puts into perspective the crazy “Hell House” game most churches are playing at this time of year. Have a listen and enjoy! Steve Brown Etc. » Blog Archive » The House of Smite.
we don’t heal anymore
Posted: 5th September 2010 by Uncle Luther in Current Events, GeneralTags: 'breast cancer awareness month', AIDS, cancer, church, donate, heal, tithe
In Christian circles, we tend to hear a lot about being relevant, doing church differently and being good stewards. We hear about the latter every time our churches enter building campaigns or want to sell their congregations on the Biblical validity of the tithe. I’d like to see the church as a whole actually put [...]
Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon
Posted: 24th January 2010 by Uncle Luther in HumorTags: church, Humor, satire, sermon, tips
Looking to start a new church or grow your mega-church? Do you feel your sermons aren’t tired enough, cliche’d enough or stale enough? Do you just need a break from sermon-writing? If any of this describes you, then Uncle Luther’s Boilerplate Pop-Christian Sermon template is just what you need to have church like the stars. [...]
You Might Be A Southern Baptist If…
Posted: 8th August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'Southern Baptist', Baptist, church, denomination
My wife was a Southern Baptist when we were dating. We taught Sunday School together in a Southern Baptist Church where I was grudgingly a member, but I never fully bought into the theology. I’m a little nervous about this one because of the size of this particular denomination. I wouldn’t want to risk alienating [...]
You Might Be A Methodist If…
Posted: 4th August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'United Methodist', church, denomination, Methodist, UMC
I was raised in a Methodist church. I haven’t forgotten who brung me to the dance, but I also haven’t forgotten the laugh riot that is the UMC. Ready… Get set… You might be a Methodist if… (Go!) The building fund is more important than the tithe. You believe Jesus saves people from their sins— [...]
You Might Be An Independent Fundamental Baptist If…
Posted: 2nd August 2009 by Uncle Luther in Denominations, HumorTags: 'Independent Baptist', Baptist, church, denomination
This blog is the first in a series of satirical lists about different Christian denominations. There are too many denominations for me to get to all of them, but I do at least intend to hit the ones I’ve had some experience with. This is an exercise in laughing at ourselves folks. Don’t feel unfairly [...]
Judged Instead of Loved
Posted: 19th July 2009 by Uncle Luther in GeneralTags: church, judge, judgmental, love
When they aren’t too cheesy—and even sometimes when they are—I like to watch vignettes from churches. This one, from Central Christian Church in Las Vegas, shows church members’ testimonies of their experiences at other churches where they felt judged when they should have been loved. Take a look: These stories are a far cry from [...]
The Church is not a social club; It is a place for the broken who need healing. The Church is not a corporation; It is the hands and feet of Christ. The Church is not a secret society; It exists to spread the message of redemption The Church is not a building; It is a [...]
10 Christian Phrases That Need To Be Excommunicated
Posted: 21st June 2009 by Uncle Luther in Humor, Sacred CowsTags: 'prayer life', 'quiet time', 'sermon on the mount', 'small group', blessed, Christian, church, Jesus, walk
I have read through the Sermon on The Mount more times than any other part of the Bible. The teaching and the thinking are so rich and revolutionary, it beckons me when I need a good lesson on thinking more about God’s Kingdom than my own. This particular time, I was using “The Message” translation, [...]